Who says that romance is dead ? My chum from Cheshire rang…I see you have 5% off cottages at the mo and I fancied an energetic weekend under the duvet !! Do you have any nice one bedroom cottages within a couple of hours drive where I can get away for a long weekend and  with a rather gorgeous hunky new man I have found and also save myself 5%. I fancy shag pile carpets, bare  skin rugs (pun intended) a roaring log fire and lots of ……FINE I stopped her in her tracks I get the picture.