Archive for the ‘hotel break weekends’ Category

My friends from the village rang …we have chance to get away for a few days without the kids and as we aren’t going to manage a summer holiday this year , we thought it would be nice to have a grown up break in Paris. I can definitely help I said, what kind of thing are you looking for? I have a quietly located hotel close to the metro only 3 stops from the major attractions for £79 per person, including bed and continental breakfast and FREE Seine cruise.

My oh so loved up,soon to be married mates called me for advice. we want to go to the Jewellery Quarter in Birmingham…is it as great as they say it is ? well it is certainly an experience I said, well worth a look! Great they said we want to make a weekend break of it – can you fix us up with a hotel? Actually I said a great offer has just come in today on Birmingham - the  3 star Jury’s Inn in the city centre for 2 nights from £42 inclduing breakfast – sounds fab they said “book it”.

My beer monster mate called full of excitement…work are sending me over to Dublin for a few days he practically salivated down the phone!! Are they quite insane I asked, do they know about your beer fetish. I am not that bad he argued weakly.. anyway can you help me with somewhere to stay. Ideally in the centre of Dublin close to all the genuine Guinness pubs. As it happens I just got a great deal this week for the Clarion Hotel - it is only 10 mins crawl from O’ Connell St -  4 star so a good standard and only £62.75 per person sharing a room. Perfect he said can you sort it …. by the way do they serve Guinness !!…

My teenage sons friends nabbed me the other day. You have something to do with hotels they queried?
Mmmm said I ? Well we want somewhere to stay in London for a night in October when Dean gets back from his army training. OK I said London is not cheap though, shall I just look for somewhere simple like a fairly central Travelodge. Perfect they said, we may stay two nights if we can get a better deal. I found a choice of 3 Travelodges for them to choose from all reasonably priced and fairly central – The Travelodge Farringdon - close to Kings Cross, The Travelodge – Marylebone and The Travelodge –  London City Road.

My clothes mad mate Kate called …..have you seen the amount of great clothes and bargains in the summer sales !! I fancy a trip to hit Oxford St do you have any hotel deals available? Absolutely how about The Cumberland - quite the coolest hotel in the area, right at The Marble Arch end of Oxford St and on special offer you can SAVE 25% at weekends or there is The Royal Lancaster only a few minutes walk away from Oxford St. with weekend savings of over 20%.

My serial womaniser friend called me on a mission. You know how it is he said, I have to find a place to go with my latest conquest away from prying eyes. Why do you always go for the married ones I asked?  Safer he said no need for commitment.

I really do not want to know I said you are impossible! I presume I probably know her poor husband so I will just sort out a room and turn a blind eye, the less I know the better.

How much do we need to impress is this a first time push the boat out job or a cheap and cheerful no need to impress any more thing? The former he said I need a suite , champagne etc, you know the deal. How about Rudding Park Hotel, Harrogate,  The De Vere Oulton Hall just outside Leeds or Wood Hall Hotel & Spa at Wetherby.

My neighbour and newly appointed parish councillor rang me very serious…now that I have entered the world of politics I really think I need to understand more about the country’s political system, Houses of Parliament Tour package deal which includes and overnight stay and the tour or just get you some Houses of Parliament Tour tickets I said, which do you prefer?

My favourite family rang me today , we want to take the kids to the seaside in August for a treat and fancy Blackpool can you recommend anywhere suitable? As it happens I said I have just picked up a great deal SAVING over 30 % at the Big Blue Hotel, a great location just next door to the Pleasure Beach – sounds perfect said Dave lets go ahead and book. I also have loads of smaller B & B’s I said, how about Lynbar Guest House, or Sunnydale  No its fine I like the sound of the Big Blue Hotel said Dave, the bigger and bluer the better!!

My mate Darren rang me, now I don’t quite know how to put this he said but Sal and I need some prvicay and I wondered about booking a nearby hotel for the night! Ah you mean nookie away for the kids I ventured? Just so he said! I’m not sure what is worst when they are little and coming into bed between you every night of when they are old enough to know what oohs and ahs mean and are still up when you go to bed every night !! Ok I said somewhere 20/30 minutes drive away and doesn’t have to be too glam then ? Travelodges are pretty ideal i said to be honest how about Express by Holiday Inn or  The Tavelodge York.

A friend of a friend Lizzie rang to ask for advice ” there are a group of us going to big it up and go to ladies day at york races all posh frocks, high heel shoes and frills. I fancy booking a place to stay so we can finish the day in style with an evening in York without having to worry about a 40 mile journey home – any ideas?

I have loads of hotels, guest houses etc normally but on ladies day york will be chocka – let me see… I came up with the travelodge and the kexby gateway hotel on the outskirts, a short taxi ride away. Rooms will go like hot cakes though so make up your mind quick I advised.